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starting a collection of images that remind me of kon
#if he didn’t have his impregnable aura i believe that ge would have a swag me out tattoo#i’m joking… but not actually#kon el#dc#what’s bro yappin about
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So…Peri right?
#bluart#fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents a new wish#peri#also SPOILER Peri is gay and was dating Irep at one point and this is actually in the show I’m not joking I can’t sleep help
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The more circus babies in FNAF the better,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#circus baby#charlie emily#fnaf eleanor#fazbear frights#fnaf silver eyes#fnaf sister location#I’ll never take slander of any the circus babies#they are just silly clown girls#I think there should be 50 more versions of her even#I wonder how they’d react meeting each other#cause I’m not entirely sure they’d be friends 💀#Eleanor would pretend to be a friend at the very least#all babys got their own stuff going on#btw I know Eleanor isn’t actually baby this is a joke#it’s just funny how these three get so mixed up all the time pff
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speaking of “day of the dove”, it deserves to be famous just for the part where the Klingon captain is talking to Kirk and Spock and his wife who’s just been beamed aboard comes up and starts laying into him and he goes “my wife and science officer” by way of explanation and introduction and it cuts to Kirk and Spock looking at them like this for no real reason
which could mean nothing
#give them a second they’re buffering still#I know they looked nonplussed but the pacing of the cutaway is half of the joke#I know Kirk is just in ‘I hate Klingons’ mode but in my heart he’s mad because being married to the science officer is HIS thing#I’m really on a roll with the bad posts today#ftr I do know it means nothing actually I just think it’s funny#tos#star trek#spirk
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au where ford gets over himself when he gets to gravity falls and reaches out to stan sooner
stan thinks ford still doesn’t want him around and is gonna kick him out the moment he doesn’t need his help anymore ahaha. but like also they’re so sillayyyy
(plus a part 2 & part 3)
#ily ford i don’t mean to make u seem like an asshole#i mean u are#i’m making u nicer than u are in canon#but STILL#ahem.#anyway#stan has casual thoughts of death and immediately follows it up with being the most unserious guy in the room#hashtag real#shut up this is actually fucking canon isn’t it. his little Sweet Release of Death speech he gave the twins in that one ep#i mean he wasn’t silly after but he does canonly think this shit SHUT UP#…do i tag any warnings for this#it’s a jokey post but also erm#idfk#tw sui ideation#?????#that seems to be the common tag for it#tw sui joke#yeahg hey tumblr#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#stan twins#gravity falls fanart#my art#rystiart#aghhhhgg#hi#one day i WILL draw something better i swear…….
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#i am suffering i’m not even joking#living in agony at the thought i’ll never actually have him#just wanna sit in his lap and be called princess 😩🫠#old man!logan#logan howlett#logan howlett x reader#wolverine x reader
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Jason Todd I fear
#batman#dc comics#dcu#batfam#dc robin#jason todd#batfamily#bruce wayne#dick grayson#nightwing#Tim Drake#red Robin#red hood#under the red hood#Jason was chill with titans tower actually I would have done worse#I’m obviously joking#in conclusion: everyone is beefing with everyone
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a beautiful John as the fallen angel on this fine evening anyone?
#I ATEEEE#no actually that’s a lie I was running on a bowl of grapes and a java monster when I painted this#I did this in ???? 3 hours ???? what#I know I joked about selling my soul to do art but now I’m starting to believe it myself cus like ????? how#anyway. I’m impressed with myself. this is doing indescribable things to my ego#artists on tumblr#traditional art#gouache#gouache painting#malevolent#malevolent fanart#malevolent podcast#john doe#john doe malevolent#john malevolent
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Ignore the fact that Link has also been there for 100 years he actually has a good reason.
#and Rhoam is a ghost#so it really is haunted#I just know that I’m gonna get some people like#��um ACTUALLY ☝️🤓’#it’s a joke just enjoy the joke#breath of the wild#legend of zelda#legend of zelda breath of the wild
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average british activities (techno is mildly terrified)
@hennagrace
#it’s cozy if u want it to be#can’t tell if I’m actually hilarious or just delusional#shut up I know Phil is off centre I’m not fixing it#also I can’t draw hands so Phil’s hands r just a blob. it’s ok tho#STOP TAGGIN THAT PHIL DOESNT LIKE TEA THE WHOLE FUNNY POINT IS THAT HES DOING IT TO BOTHER TECHNO PLZ#did ANYONE AT ALL get the gigantamorphis joke#drawing techno to avoid spiraling#technoblade#technoblade fanart#mcyt art#mcytumblr#mcytblr#mcyt fanart#mcyt#dsmp fanart#dsmp#dsmp techno#philza#philza minecraft#ph1lza#emerald duo#block people shenanigans#art#c!techno#c!philza#not rlly but still
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As per usual, it’s DP crossover with (probably) DC, although you could probably adjust it for other fandoms
ANYWAYS
A little kid and his mother are trick or treating in another city, perhaps at some kind of event rather than knocking on doors, and the kid is dressed as Phantom. It’s very adorable, with his little ghost-shaped bucket and clearly homemade and already stained costume—listen, white only works if you can just fly over street grime or phase it out of your clothes—and his slightly I’ll fitting wig. The kid is SO happy to be out and about dressed as his favorite, and maybe even showed it off to Phantom back in Amity Park before his family left.
The hero, insert whoever you wish here, is probably in civvies and just enjoying the event. The kid, meanwhile, is so glad when people ask who he is so he can explain, and so- the hero gets to hear ALL ABOUT the local town hero who is probably pretty small time despite the kid’s clearly exaggerated stories. The hero certainly never heard of him, but the kid’s mom confirms that Phantom really was the town hero, despite some mixed reviews of the poor guy.
“Did you manage to show him your costume?” the hero asks.
“Yeah! We went down to the cemetery to leave flowers and I got to show him my costume.”
Wait. Cemetery? Maybe it was part of theme, because Phantom had to be named that for a reason, but… it sounded like…
The kid ignores the suddenly VERY still hero and instead turns to his mom. “Momma, do you think we should bring him candy? He doesn’t get to trick or treat like we do, and I can work super hard to get him a bunch!”
The kid’s mom just smiles. “We could, but maybe we should bring him something homemade. I bet he’d like something more filling, teen boys like him have a hollow leg.”
The kid wrinkles his nose. “Like Vernie with the pizza bagels?”
“Like your cousin, yes. We can make some cinnamon rolls and take them to his memorial, maybe bring some of the apples from your grandpa’s garden…”
The hero is pretty much forgotten as the two-part family wanders off, not quite intentionally forgetting the hero is there so much as the hero somewhat accidentally ended the conversation when they just froze and didn’t ask anything further.
Not that the hero didn’t want to. But they’d learn something very serious.
One—there was a small town hero they’d never heard of. Two—that hero was apparently a teen. Third—most pressingly, the teen hero was both beloved enough to have kids dressing up as him and dead enough to have a grave.
This… might require some phone calls.
#dpxdc#danny phantom crossover#meanwhile Danny. sitting on a giant marble slab that has the most ridiculous gag gifts a ghost could ever ask for#he’s just like Oh Sweet Cinnamon Rolls!#he would try to convince people to bring him nasty burger but while val has MOSTLY gotten over her vindictive anger at Phantom DOES decide#that she’s gonna be petty and add cilantro to everything#because Danny has the cilantro soap gene#jokes on her he’ll still eat it#Danny likes his little memorial in the grave. it helps settle him sometimes. also he’s gotten to know the security guards for the cemetery#they’re fun. a bit morbid. they LIKE his jokes so you can stuff it JAZZ#MEANWHILE the hero. Whomstever they are but like 90% of you are thinking either batfam or Justice league#are having just. a TOUCH of a crisis#now they gotta figure out where the kid and his mom are from without either of them figuring out#dealer’s choice on what the GIW and why Amity Park isn’t on the radar#I’ll add my two cents bc when don’t I but I’m by and large not like… dictating this? anyways#I like making the GIW just a BIT more incompetent or just having some massive flaws as an organizational group#so they keep forgetting to tell people to not LEAVE and to keep quiet#average amity Parker if the GIW tried this anyways: aw that’s cute. anyways-#and if it’s dc I guess you need to figure out how the jl never found out. so#i mean there’s a LOT of heroes and cities in dc#and amity park is just lost to the noise or. bc Fenton bad luck#every time Danny tried to call. the jl had some insane disaster and or their systems were down#he eventually figured he might actually be cursed- jury’s still out on that -and he’s saving lives by just handling it himself#he can handle rhe metaphorical mega thunderstorms if it means he doesn’t accidentally summon a fucking tsunami to hit the planet ya know?#the kid and the mom have no idea that what they said was Odd#they are just so used to it. amity park already was using death puns and had an. interesting history and relation with death#even BEFORE there was a dead kid flying around in his white gogo boots
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#oh donkey Arthur your 10 seconds of screen time will forever live in my heart#a small throw away joke to make Arthur look stupid?#no sir what you’re looking at is something so special and important to me#I’ve noticed that there’s a pattern for the episodes that’s like it goes a serieous episode followed by a silly filler episode#so actually it goes plot then filler I’m realising I just hadn’t used proper terms for it cause I’m stupid#but after the last episodes of s2 and then the two at the beginning of s3#I was waiting for my silly episode reward#and boy howdy that was a silly episode#(im sick atm please just polite laugh and nod and be on your way)#my art#Merlin#bbc merlin#arthur pendragon
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I’m almost the last one to understand a joke…
Life in an Autism World
#autism#actually autistic#autistic humor#sometimes I don’t understand jokes but that’s ok#i’m sure some of you can relate#source: life in an autism world (facebook)#feel free to reblog/share if you’d like
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“Mail talk💌📭”
Your honor I will do anything for this man, HE HAS A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART‼️I STG IF ANYTHING ELSE BAD HAPPENS TO HIM, EXPECT SOMETHING TO BE ON FIRE!!/silly /j
#He deserves the world…AHGG💕💕‼️#If I see him go through another crisis I might actually cry for months I’m not joking chat#i listened to Adrianne Lenker songs while drawing this and I cried so hard you don’t understand…#WE LOVE YOU EDDIE DEAR WE SAY IN UNISON#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#eddie dear#welcome home eddie#welcome home fanart#comfort character
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Dead boy detectives in a nutshell:
Simon: let’s fuck
Edwin: no
Cat king: let’s fuck
Edwin: no
Monty: let’s fuck <333
Edwin: ehhh
*meanwhile*
Charles: YAY!! BEST MATES!! :D
Edwin: let’s fuck
#CHAT THIS IS A JOKE I KNOW HE’S A MINOR OK#actually it wasn’t a hard no with the cat king#it was more of an ‘I find u hot but I’m a minor so pls leave me alone’ kinda thing#save dbda#dbda#dbd netflix#incorrect dead boy detectives quotes#incorrect quotes#edwin dead boy detectives#save dead boy detectives#charles dead boy detectives#dead boy detective netflix#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#charles x edwin#edwin payne#edwin x charles#payneland#charles rowland#crystal palace#niko sasaki#monty the crow#cat king
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